Coming soon to a town near you (if you happen to live in Ludlow)…

Is it a wench? is it a hussy? … no, it’s the Medieval lady-of-the-castle.

I may regret these photos already but I did want to prove to all you doubters that I did actually make a right old boob of that Medieval boob tube. And, how could I possibly resist a little Madonna Vogue inspiration to best capture the sheer elegance of those pink velvet sleeves… 

“Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it. Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it.”